Funny but true .....‏

朱美鳳

最怕的三个
答案 (Three answers most scared by men)
（1）随
便 (Whatever)
男：今天
晚上咱们吃什么？ Men: What to have for dinner?
女：随便。 Women: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

男：要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男：那你说吃什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?

女：随便。Women : Whatever..




（2）都行 (Anything)
男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Men: So what should we do now?

女：都行。Women: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie

女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Men: Then find a café and have drink

女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?

女：都行！ Women: Anything


（3）看你 (You decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女：看你。Women: You decide

男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you

女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男：那就打车走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi

女：这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男：那走路好了，散散步？ Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk

女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么着啊？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女：看你。Women: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Men: Let's have dinner first
女：随便。Women: Whatever...

男：吃什么？ Men: Eat what?

女：都行 Women: Anyting
（看看四下无人，杀了她.......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

pighead

其實，女人心裡已經有答案，只是男人沒有提到她心坎裡的想法，
這就要發揮智慧去想像囉，所以教育學家都說想像力是非常重要的